Hospital Patient
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."
16 comments:
sama la kita belatuk oii...rasa cam nak hantuk kepala kat dinding jer ni..malas yang amatzz...
orang mc ni pun ader???
That old lady may be tengah boring sgt2 kot..takde visitor atau dah buang tabiat..kat hospital macam-macam ada..esp. kat hospital mental..hehehehe
axim - ke3...tgu datang rajin nti, xsempat habuk nak landing kat blog nih...
izman - manusia,mcm2 ada....
orangbukit - jom pi lawat dia,kah3...
wakaakakak buang tebiat tui pecakit tuuu hehehe
hehehe...doiii kreatif la tuh...msti die xsnang duduk sbb xthu ape2 report kn...
hahahaha....
lawak plak baca
ermm aku rasa hujung bulan smua org jadi kemalasan kot...
hehehekkkk:D
masuk ni dah baca 2 kali.satu lagi forward by email
ien - dah bengang sgt la tu kot
e-leeyana - haah,tau2 je dapat penyait len...tekojut plak dah nti tuh...
shahril - sbb cuti pjg sgt kot...
ila - baca la lg dan lg... ;p
sian kat norma tu....
macam tu la hospitallllllllll,,,,,,...........
sabojer ler :)
selamat berbizi
Salam belatuk, kesian plak kat orang tua tuh.. itulah nekcun suka ingatkan orang muda-muda nih jangan biar ibu bapa keseorangan kat hospital.. macam2 depa boleh buat untuk hilangkan kesunyian tapi dalam hati, sedih... hanya Allah yang tahu...
salam... nak tersenyum hehehe... napa lak bengong2.. klu bengong kena makan, baru hilang bengong...
gua pn update blog kalau ada rasa rajen aje. kdg2 pn main copy paste aje. salam singgah
salam,
lawak lak baca entry ni
jinggo - tu baru dgn mslh xtau pyakit, blum lg dgn nurse n doc tu lg,hu2..haru....
maksu - selamat
nekcun - kena beringat, wat u put is wat u get...
faridmw - aku kalu bengong p ronda2 cuci mata sambil dgr lagu lam keta...
fieza - salam kembali...sama la kita,cut n paste gitu
crazybeautiful - kah3....kah3....
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