Sunday, December 14, 2008

Think Twice


Salam to everyone...This is the first entry I guess that I'm using English. Nothing much for me to say as I wanted to share one of the moralle jokes that I've found in the internet. Hope all enjoy it and take it as a lesson in life.


Divorce Letter

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Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!

Have a great life! > Your EX-Wife

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Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating beef seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.

But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

15 comments:

kikiEy said...

oh=)

erisya nor said...

Tu lah kan...fikiran lelaki sukar ditebak :)

naz ilyn said...
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BurungBelatuk said...

kikiey - he3...

erisya nor - kena beringat lelaki ada ego dia,tp kalu dapat yg ok jgn ragui kejujuran dia,gerenti ok punyer...

i-chimera said...

apa pun yg berlaku dlm rumahtangga.. bawak2lah berbincang dgn elok.. **nasihat dari org tak de pengalaman berumahtangga**

SHIMI said...

he3. Nasiblah aku tak tergolong sebegitu. Wife aku bagi surat cinta jer

bozzobattousai said...

kah kah kah...best2...klu dah curang tuh memang patut tak dpt sesen pon...kah kah kah...

hans said...

hahha
lawak tul
padan muka pompuan tu

kasihlatifah78 said...

haii...salam kenal gak...

Jard The Great said...

aduss...tukar jantina plak daa si carla tu..

ironi sungguh la..

BurungBelatuk said...

i-chimera - at least belajar dari pengalaman kwn yg dah berumahtgga

shimi - bertuahnyer...

bozzo - aku pun pk mcm tuh...

hans - sure melalak dapat surat tuh

kasih latifah - hai

jard - he3...

.::WaNiE::. said...

hihihi lawak nih kekekek

oh thanks singgah blog saye yep :)

axim said...

best siott surat nih!!!

*nanti gwe update..busy lagik..hehe

izman said...

kuang.3x

manje said...

salam

hehe surat yg tragik... ape yg berlaku ada sebabnya... huhu tapida terlambat kekeke :p

> I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem ... < haha cite ni besh